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Distinguishing marks: On paper, the little von or zu -- or even more absurdly, both -- tagged onto his last name is a dead giveaway youve met a man of Teutonic Sang Real.Habitat: Weekend hunting parties hosted by random Barons; posh Berlin hotels that serve Five-O-Clock Tea, Viennas Opera Ball, Wimbledon, Ascot, Marthas Vineyard etc. Reminiscing about his time at English boarding school.Should they be inclined to work, they can likewise be found in the management of Germany's leading media outlets. The Pros: If youre English and homesick, Aristo German Male will happily indulge your need to take lots of holidays back to the homeland.The Catch: Aristo man probably has a vast Schloss somewhere on the Rhine, a place so beautiful you start fantasizing about updating it with expensive Italian furniture. Once he gets you home, all the I-want-to-be-English-just-like-you-my-sweetness business will swiftly come to a screeching halt.Aristo German Male may even initially encourage your fantasies. You will be forced to eat Leberwurst, meet his 100-year-old granny and walk the family gun dogs -- who, sensing that youre not really posh, will bite you.
If you really want to go out with one: Lose weight and get used to Saturday nights drinking orange juice. Has a facial expression not dissimilar to a spaniel that has been beaten up one too many times.